a roundhouse kick in his ear would be appropriate
He is probably just winded.
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He'd stand for a cheeseburger.
Crops are harvested, animals are killed.
Beta male.
He would do 10 laps around Highstrung's house. Well, maybe 3...
Somewhere there's a mangled and empty krippy kreme box tweetin' out #metoo
Last edited by Glenn; 06-05-2018 at 06:41 PM.
He needs to pay attention to the cut sizes in the shirts he buys, or his mother does.
He is either a plumber or works for MSNBC.
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He's got a lot of trust in those seams.
You would think his calves would be a bit bigger supporting all that goo.. but honestly he probably has a pretty sedentary lifestyle.
#rippedcrotch
“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance” - Thomas Jefferson
And let someone say just because someone can grow a beard that it's a sign of masculinity.
I think he just took a knee so he could graze on that grass..
His real next test would be to step over that rope..
#muffintop
More like #muffalettatop
Last edited by Highstrung; 06-05-2018 at 07:27 PM.
Hahahahaha!!!
F**K Cancer
Just Damn.
He refers to himself as a foodie and a beer nerd..leaves bad yelp reviews when his chicken fingers take too long.
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