I had to have a whole chicken yesterday and was in a rush. Sure enough all the Tyson's had the "Reduced for quick sale" sticker, which I consider to be the same as "This item will give you ebola if you touch it". I looked over and next to them were a few Organic chickens. $10.58

Had to have it. Who the hell is buying these things on the reg? BTW, it tasted like a regular chicken.

Time to build a coop and get back into free range again...