Getting Neutered

[Highstrung]

We need to have a far side thread.

[Swamp Rat]

We need to have a far side thread.

Done

[willyworm]

My only input is to get knocked out. I sho didn't want to be awake to witness that.

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[JOHNSON]

time to try for that girl, nothing like it

I second that.


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[scbulldog]

Disagree. There is no reason at all you can not do this operation at home. There are videos all over you tube that will walk you through the procedure. I did mine at home an d still have one nut

Only on scducks would this be a topic of conversation. You aren’t looking for recommendations for a car mechanic.

Call your primary care physician and ask for a referral.

[Palmetto Pride]

Furthermore, the promised blow jobs never happened so do not fall that line.

Truer words have never been spoken. Like a figment of your imagination

[SpitinImage]

Augusta Urology did me. Went “well” I suppose. Screw the noise about doing stuff the next day. Best park it on the couch for the weekend. Oh and make sure you landscape or they’ll send someone in to do it for you....

I’ll second Augusta Urology. Dr Quarrles did mine there. Nothing to it, didn’t feel a thing. We went to Disney world for a week the next day. Of course I didn’t drive, I just took the feel good pills he prescribed and sat on ice packs. Hurt for a day or 2 very little, then all was good to go

[2thDoc]

Bear---sorry I missed this....

Dr Edmunds is your man. Tell him I said HI. His office used to join mine. He did my procedure. While I agree the average commoner needs to follow all the doc's advice, I went dove hunting the next day and it was not all that bad. Just take it easy and you'll have no issues.

[Highstrung]

I went and played an impromptu game of "street ball".

[Highstrung]

kidding, I don't think impromptu and street ball have ever been in the same sentence, besides I have no ups.

[2thDoc]

you are, quite possibly, the whitest guy I know....

[Highstrung]

I am. But I feel like I have soul

[uga_dawg]

I am. But I feel like I have soul

It definitely takes some soul to listen to Baby Got Back while wearing Payne Stewart socks.

[Valeflyfisherman]

I just saw this most recent post about having a vasectomy. My son-in-law had me read an old post from 2015 called the Big V.
The stories, the comments, and the play-by-play, I don't know how many times I almost spit out my beer laughing so hard. Real life stories make the funniest shitt I've heard

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[Valeflyfisherman]

I had mine done, in 93, when I was at Fort Polk Louisiana. We had two kids and figured that's enough. Went to an appointment with the vasectomy doctor for the consult, there must have been 10 to 15 couples. He explain the procedure what would happen that they'd give us a Valium when we got there to take before our procedure. Well the next week was Showtime.
Out of about 15 couples only about 5 or 6 showed up. They told us that they give us the Valium when the person before us on the list went in to get his done so it's kick in before we actually went in.
So I said to myself I got this, well my name gets called and they said you're ready to go in, and I'm like I haven't taken my Valium yet.
(They just happen to have another doctor show up so two doctors were doing the procedure at the same time which sped up the process.) So I hurried up and took my medicine.
So I went into the procedure room and started getting prepped by the male nurse, about halfway through the prep the Valium started kicking in and as he was iodineing the whole area and my sack I asked him, "How does it feel to have my nuts in your hand". Oh my gosh the look you gave me was just pure evil.
So it was a local injection in my sack felt like the freaking needle was coming out my toe.
So the Doc did a cut on one side, pulled the tube out, cut a section out of it, and dropped it into a sample bottle. And then he cauterized the ends of the tube and let them go back in put a clamp on the cut that he made. Then on to the other side. He used some kind of soldering iron thing to cauterize the tubes closed, ain't nothing like the smell of burning scrotum, you'll never forget it.
Well like I said when he went on to the other side did the whole snip drop in the test tube and cauterize, he dropped a little soldering iron thing. I did see some smoke and heard it sizzle, but I didn't feel anything, like a burning in a place that shouldn't have been.
After the procedure when I was walking out of the clinic I probably look like I had just rode a horse for a week straight without stopping for the first time.
Once we got home, I use the Frozen peas on my sack. The next day my sack was Black and blue and a little swollen.
Being in the military at the time, they gave me one week convalescent leave, that's free leave, so pretty much for the next week I got to sit around and do nothing, with my legs spread open and a bag of frozen peas on my sack. Was able to get my wife to wait on me hand and foot, I definitely took advantage of that.
I did forget to tell you that they sent me home with a jockstrap / banana hammock the only difference was it had a hole at the top for the head to stick out.
Kind of reminds me of a mama chicken with a baby chicken poking his head out of her feathers.

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