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    Thanks for the input and the laughs. I’m 35 now, and don’t want anymore children or surprises down the road. I was just fine in life if I never had children, but then I met my wife. She wanted three, so I have more than compromised. Having our first son was definitely done at her pace, and not mine. My family came to Lexington County in the 1750’s, and remained here ever since. Having two sons in my family hasn’t happened since 1883, so I’m totally content with calling it good at two, and getting fixed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Nope, they make pills, creams, patches, plugs, clamps etc for a puss, no need to cut a line in the love tackle.
    I agree with saltydog cafe
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    Kids make life great

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    Augusta Urology did me. Went “well” I suppose. Screw the noise about doing stuff the next day. Best park it on the couch for the weekend. Oh and make sure you landscape or they’ll send someone in to do it for you....
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    Go Tigers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    Kids make life great

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    Just follow post op instructions and you should be good. Not worth having complications. Used MUsC urology a few mos ago. I am good in the kid department. Dont need any more that call me dad.


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    My most memorable thought about mine was the smoke that came off my groin area as "Dr. Freelove" burned the ends of the tubes shut forever.

    Nothing like having your feet in stirrups ( like a woman) while some dude you just met and never had cocktails with is carving on your ballsack..
    F**K Cancer

    Just Damn.

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    Capital Urology

    No scalpel and he plays some good music while he works

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtimeduckhunter View Post
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    No scalpel and he plays some good music while he works
    This. Call Dr Edmonds.

    Listen to what everyone said about the frozen peas...

    And about the promised BJs too. That’s bunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    Kids make life great
    Absolutely! Like I said earlier, I never wanted children. Having our first son, I thought my life was over, and it certainly was. What my life has become since his birth, is a life I never could have dreamed of. I’ve told so many folks, I never knew how much I could love another person until I became a dad. It is an incredible life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phone Man View Post
    I told my wife I wasn't doing it. I told her who knows she might go crazy and leave and take my young'uns and I might wanna find a 20 year old and have a baby again when I'm 50.
    Sounds like a great plan. It's 2018 all you have to do is swipe left or right on a smart phone and you're banging your own 20 year old and dusting off blanks all up in her! Sounds like success to me
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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    I had the privilege of getting to listen to my doc explain step by step what he was doing to a resident. That was the most uncomfortable part for me. I pre-medded pretty good and was wrecked by the time I got there.


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    After 3 wonderful nearly back to back little ones in 92, 94, 95 I got clipped. I believe Dr. Beasley at Columbia Urological Associates did mine.
    Ask for extra Valium. I remember being a lil tensed up after the first cut and he had to go fish for the vas, I thought my head was going down through my shoulders.........hence my advice for extra Valium. Good luck and way to take one for the team Chris!

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    A friend did my vasectomy and had a smoking hot young intern that held my junk to one side or the other while he did his work.
    A week later a friend who I think is on the site asked me if there was anything he needed to know before his procedure...
    I told him about the hot intern and he was bothered by it...turned out a big strapping black dude (any strapping dude would have been worse than the hottie IMO) fondled his junk!!!?
    \"I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.\" <br />D.H. LAWRENCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    A friend did my vasectomy and had a smoking hot young intern that held my junk to one side or the other while he did his work.
    A week later a friend who I think is on the site asked me if there was anything he needed to know before his procedure...
    I told him about the hot intern and he was bothered by it...turned out a big strapping black dude (any strapping dude would have been worse than the hottie IMO) fondled his junk!!!?
    I’d have backed out before that happened.
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    Congrats on the youngin,hope y'all have many great hunts in the years ahead.

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    One of my favorite Far Side panels.

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    You know why the little pill is called birth control? That shit is awful for a female! Snip, paint the walls (eta - or let it soak), no swimmers....
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    Cow tools, that shit has always tripped me out. He's just so serious.

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