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    So my wife had our 2nd and last son successfully harvested last Friday. With that, I’m getting fixed. Not going to spend the rest of my life getting pulled out the game with 20 seconds left to go, and I’m fixing to score. Looking for recommendations on where to go to get fixed. Thanks

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    God please guide Glenn's hands. Good luck.
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    What day you wanna come in?

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    Birth control is a woman's responsibility

    But women are usually irresponsible

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    Richard Morrow in Lexington did mine. He's behind LMC. Nothing to it

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    Don't do a 5K a week later, trust me.

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    Have 2 bags of peas in the freezer to rotate them out regularly too......

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    Whatever floats your boat....i'm not shootin blanks.
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    Does Elton John know you have his shotgun?

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    Do not cut grass the day after, matter of fact just sit on your ass for at least 3 days trust me.
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    I told my wife I wasn't doing it. I told her who knows she might go crazy and leave and take my young'uns and I might wanna find a 20 year old and have a baby again when I'm 50.
    "Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
    I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.

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    Just don't do anything for 2 days after the operation. Ice and sit. I hunted the next morning and had excruciating kick to nuts pain for 3 weeks. It is a smart move if the wife gets you drunk and you slip one past the goalie. Axe me how I know.

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    Don't let Glenn talk you into the nonsurgical option.

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    Furthermore, the promised blow jobs never happened so do not fall that line.

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    time to try for that girl, nothing like it
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    "Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.
    I am haunted by waters" Norman Maclean.

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    I’d recommend looking into a vasectomy before getting netuered.....

    Good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn View Post


    What day you wanna come in?
    Just damn.
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    Why you wanna get fixed? Everyone ought to have 7 - 9 children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Civil-Cock View Post
    Furthermore, the promised blow jobs never happened so do not fall that line.
    Do promised blow jobs ever happen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ccleroy View Post
    Why you wanna get fixed? Everyone ought to have 7 - 9 children.
    I fellow told me once he wasn't broke yet, but he got fixed so that he wouldn't go broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ccleroy View Post
    Why you wanna get fixed? Everyone ought to have 7 - 9 children.
    I'm gonna tell your wife abt this post!

    Dr. Rick Vanderslice did mine. He's great. Known him for years. Wasn't too crazy abt the idea untill the valum kicked in....
    you aint did a dawg gon thang until ya STAND UP IN IT!- Theodis Ealey


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