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    Default Baker's Haulover Inlet (Miami)

    The inlet gets rough especially on the incoming. There's some good videos of boats leaving on the incoming.

    This guy tried riding the inlet laying flat on the bow deck, knocked him out.



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    The real sight is not the inlet... it is the huge party just inside the inlet at the bakers haulover sandbar. Those Cubans and Venezualans are quite comfortable with their tops off. I spent many a free Saturdays at that place. Things got weird often.
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    When was it supposed to get rough?
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    A lot of big $ going in and out of that inlet


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    Homeboy at the end on that pontoon gives zero fucks........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawhoo View Post
    The real sight is not the inlet... it is the huge party just inside the inlet at the bakers haulover sandbar. Those Cubans and Venezualans are quite comfortable with their tops off. I spent many a free Saturdays at that place. Things got weird often.
    Yessir....many, many moons ago we spent a lot of time down that part of the coast fishing and raising hell...it was like Rockville on steroids EVERY SINGLE SATURDAY AND SUNDAY. Rivaled only by Peanut Island.

    Great place to be when single....an absolute disaster of a time if married/kids

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    Topless hell. The beach from the inlet to those High rises to the north is nude. Haulover Park

    The wife and I have had some good days there.....

    Be careful which way you turn when you come through the bushes though. The north end is predominately gay. You will know by the rainbow flags on the lifeguard towers.

    Funny Story, first time the wife and I went there we were sitting looking at the "ocean"

    These two gay guys come up and sit between us and the water. BIG black guy reminded me of the guy from the green mile. Little white guy that looked exactly like Rich from Big and Rich.

    They rubbed sunscreen on each other and then went and frolicked in the water. When they got back, the big boy starts rummaging through his backpack and pulls out a baseball cap. What was the hat you ask

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    For some reason I can't see the videos!

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    No vids on this end.
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    Go to ZipZap Power on YouTube...guy has damn hundred of 'em...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawhoo View Post
    The real sight is not the inlet... it is the huge party just inside the inlet at the bakers haulover sandbar. Those Cubans and Venezualans are quite comfortable with their tops off. I spent many a free Saturdays at that place. Things got weird often.
    Sounds like some good times were had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    Homeboy at the end on that pontoon gives zero fucks........
    He put his tabs down and rolled on.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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