Duck tape, says your pm's are full
Duck tape, says your pm's are full
Clear
Either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
Brings to mind something about dogs and getting fleas
If a man is alone in the woods, says something, and a woman does not hear, is he still wrong?
Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out. —George Carlin
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it.
Things I've personally heard said in politics;
"I need Ronnie to run because my contributions have dried up. I'll give him $10,000".
"You said you voted for me, but on this voting record, your name does not appear. Not only did you not vote for me, you didn't vote at all. I can't help you."
"I hope that sumbitch doesn't run. He'll cost me a lot of money. Let's give him a job instead."
"Don't change your address until after this election. I need that vote."
"Can we please have something besides chicken bog at the next rally?"
And my favorite; "He would actually be a better ______ than I am. Sumbitch just can't run a campaign".
Last edited by Mars Bluff; 03-20-2018 at 01:48 PM.
Who do you hang around with?
You got the look (used car salesman), but I don't know if you would want to hang with them boys. They would get you drunk and put a stripper in your office and take a bunch of pics. You'd be theirs.
Can we just propose legislation here since most of us are gainfully employed and can't afford to screw off for 6 to 8 months?
This forum has very lose rules. I post in here frequently. I put up with the ribbing. The Outdoor legislation forum is to have communication that might possibly accomplish something.
This thread was started to advise members it is time to file if you want to serve even if it brings someone out for the seat I have filed for.
Either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.
**loose**
Nah, useful stuff like fat chicks cant wear tight white jeans with a black thong. I almost threw up in my mouth a little bit while reading this thread earlier.
You know, jus tell 'em god told you to propose the legislation. It'd be feel good and everyone would be happy.
Duck taor, what did you do prior to being a politician?
"The best things in life make you sweaty"
- Edgar Allen Poe
“We need the tonic of wildness...At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us...”
― Henry David Thoreau
You're not trolling, you're just an idiot. If anybody who thinks they can make a difference in their community by running for office had the motivation to do so, they wouldn't wait around hoping someone just throws the sign-up date on a hunting forum.
Some people, for whatever reason, think any attention is good attention. The outdoor legislation forum has been quiet for a week or two. Hence the troll.
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