Outlawing male turkey decoys

**Rabbitman09** · 02-15-2018, 10:46 AM

What's going on in sumpter right now? Why did all the black people walk out of the poultry plant?

**coonsqualler01** · 02-15-2018, 10:47 AM

Excellent question on the pitbull. Carry on.

**turbo** · 02-15-2018, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by FEETDOWN

Well damn

**turbo** · 02-15-2018, 05:35 PM

Also, I've been informed that I have, in fact, killed a bird over a jake decoy. I have no evidence otherwise.

Then, in discussing that, I was informed that I have not, in fact, killed a bird over a hen decoy.

The drugs have done terrible things to my recollection abilities.

Either way, fuck anybody that wants to outlaw anything. It's horseshit. Kill 'em any way you can until you're out of tags. Then, head out of state and do it some more.

**CUduckreeper** · 02-15-2018, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by turbo

Also, I've been informed that I have, in fact, killed a bird over a jake decoy. I have no evidence otherwise.

Then, in discussing that, I was informed that I have not, in fact, killed a bird over a hen decoy.

The drugs have done terrible things to my recollection abilities.

Either way, fuck anybody that wants to outlaw anything. It's horseshit. Kill 'em any way you can until you're out of tags. Then, head out of state and do it some more.

Preach

**fuzzy** · 02-15-2018, 10:36 PM

Next thing you know, they will be putting limits on catfish.

**jevans** · 02-16-2018, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by fuzzy

Next thing you know, they will be putting limits on catfish.

First we need the catfish poets to tell us an acceptable way to catch them

**Duck cutter** · 02-16-2018, 06:13 AM

Originally Posted by jevans

First we need the catfish poets to tell us an acceptable way to catch them

Trotline with deer liver for bait from a deer that you skinned yourself.

I think that would make Hank Jr. Proud

**uga_dawg** · 02-16-2018, 06:56 AM

Originally Posted by fuzzy

Next thing you know, they will be putting limits on catfish.

Pond bass are too easy to catch. They can't help but bite that rubber worm. Lake fishermen will demand some regulations soon.

Nah nevermind. They don't care. They are too busy fishing their way and enjoying themselves.

**JJ1965** · 02-16-2018, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by turbo

Either way, fuck anybody that wants to outlaw anything. It's horseshit. Kill 'em any way you can until you're out of tags. Then, head out of state and do it some more.

Better yet, kill'em any way you can until you're out of tags, and you have used your wife's tags, all of your girlfriends' tags, and your 8 month old daughter's tags. Then you can be just as awesome as the deer hunters.

**FEETDOWN** · 02-16-2018, 07:57 AM

Originally Posted by JJ1965

Better yet, kill'em any way you can until you're out of tags, and you have used your wife's tags, all of your girlfriends' tags, and your 8 month old daughter's tags. Then you can be just as awesome as the deer hunters.

Wait, is that not ok?

**joshua2** · 02-16-2018, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by FEETDOWN

Wait, is that not ok?

You mean to tell me I can get younguns tags to? I've got an 8 month old and a 2 year old. Getting on the phone with the DNR as I type.

**Arrowman** · 02-16-2018, 09:17 AM

Originally Posted by FEETDOWN

Wait, is that not ok?

I thought it was the norm.

**M2Field** · 02-16-2018, 09:19 AM

I don't know about male decoys but they'd have to come surgically remove my natural gobble I've worked years on...

**Sportin' Woodies** · 02-16-2018, 10:39 AM

hopefully they make stealing beer legal.

**M2Field** · 02-16-2018, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies

hopefully they make stealing beer legal.

Hopefully you choose someone cool enough to hunt with as a guest on your property that does not come on a public forum and bitch, a year later, about you drinking one of their beers, that was purchased for the both of you, after your mile long walk back to the truck toting a turkey.

**MKW** · 02-16-2018, 01:03 PM

This thread is getting too slow.

Strutting Decoys = Turkey Hunting Training Wheels

**JJ1965** · 02-16-2018, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by MKW

This thread is getting too slow.

Strutting Decoys = Turkey Hunting Training Wheels

So, at what point in one's turkey hunting education do the "training wheels" need to come off? When are they ok to use?

**MKW** · 02-16-2018, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by JJ1965

So, at what point in one's turkey hunting education do the "training wheels" need to come off? When are they ok to use?

They should never be used, just like bicycle training wheels. Let a kid fall and get skint up a couple of times and he will learn to balance that damn bicycle. No electric socket protectors, no cabinet locks...the world is a cruel place.