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Thread: How to Barter for Poosie! (Makin Bacon)

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    Default How to Barter for Poosie! (Makin Bacon)

    Have a great fried who told me a man could trade for the love of a woman with this stuff

    Yes!!! BACON!

    While I’m not sure if you will get lucky. You will eat good if you cook this!!!

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    Last edited by Silentweapon338; 02-13-2018 at 11:08 PM.
    She got them eagle feathers; cocaine eyes
    She got the heat to make a dead man rise
    A rose in her hair, a devil may care attitude
    She never said she would stay by my side
    She only wanted to be there for the ride
    A bottle of wine, a coupla lines
    She was there for the night

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    I knew a guy that always traded catfish filets for some pussy with a girl that worked at the gas station in Cottageville.
    "I believe Trump's telling these politicians I'm in charge, play ball for the people or GTFO now. "

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    When I saw the title I thought this was a Ricky Chen post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowcountryboiled View Post
    When I saw the title I thought this was a Ricky Chen post.
    When live indignant to jungle, poosie is much most available than bacon. It is many easy trade after first cook bacon on spit over open flame.
    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ1965 View Post
    When live indignant to jungle, poosie is much most available than bacon. It is many easy trade after first cook bacon on spit over open flame.
    Makes sense. Got it

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    That is a load of bacon.
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    I dont know how it was done. For all I know that weird bastard that determined it's gender licked it.

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    How long did you hang it to age?

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    Those bags have to be flipped once a day for 7-10 days. I go for 7. 10 is too slaty for me.

    Then hang it for 24-48 hours.

    Smoke till a internal temp of 150. Take out clean off any fat that was rendered and put in fridge over night. Take out cut up into those blocks vacuum pack and you have bacon!
    40lbs is usually the perfect match for a normal smoker.

    Go ahead and do 80. You will feel compelled to let your friends try it. Then you hide the 40#'s for you keep the other 40 lbs around so they can keep getting some out of that stash! They will be back.
    She got them eagle feathers; cocaine eyes
    She got the heat to make a dead man rise
    A rose in her hair, a devil may care attitude
    She never said she would stay by my side
    She only wanted to be there for the ride
    A bottle of wine, a coupla lines
    She was there for the night

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    That looks like ray rays doing.
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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    His pussy is hurting I haven't given him any. He is the one who showed me how to do it. I took it to the extreme like everything else. Yesterday was the 4th batch. 310lbs to date!

    I'm holding it hostage until he comes back down.

    Deer season ended and he hasn't been back!

    He is in love!
    Last edited by Silentweapon338; 02-14-2018 at 09:13 AM.
    She got them eagle feathers; cocaine eyes
    She got the heat to make a dead man rise
    A rose in her hair, a devil may care attitude
    She never said she would stay by my side
    She only wanted to be there for the ride
    A bottle of wine, a coupla lines
    She was there for the night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Griffin View Post
    That looks like ray rays doing.
    The only yankee you admire

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    Quote Originally Posted by jevans View Post
    The only yankee you admire
    That bastard is awesome
    Seeing these soulless vanilla ice lookin Yankees on a bassboat is worse than watching a woman get her implants taken out. It's just wrong. Get back in your Lund and go back to infisherman.

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