Last night my wife and I had our anniversary dinner at a nice restaurant in town. When ordering my steak the waitress asked if I "wanted a lean ribeye or a marbled ribeye?" I about spilled my bourbon in disbelief. Who wants a lean ribeye? Then i thought about those people that order a lean ribeye. What are those people like? What are things that those people say? I thought of a couple, feel free to add some more.
-"I am saving up for new rollerblades"
-"John Smoltz wasn't that great of a pitcher"
- "I got this great tofu recipe"
- "I'll have a BLT, hold the B"
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