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Shaman Said His Powers Would Protect Him..
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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Lunch!
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Easiest meal that lizard ever had
"Think A Guy Like Me Worries About Percentages?" Tin Cup
"Some get spiritual cause they see the light, and some cause they feel the heat" Ray Wylie Hubbard
"P.S. I love turkeys. Mostly just hate those who hunt em." Glenn
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Darwin Award nominee.
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Note that when he was in a horizontal position (upright like a standing human) in the water, they left him alone. When he assumed a horizontal (swimming like a fish) posture, it lit into him.
Hunting outside the box
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Well, it protected him for a few minutes. Then he became one with the universe.
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It reminds me of an old Larson cartoon. Two loins sitting around picking their teeth with human clothes at their feet and one saying, "I like those pink monkeys...no claws, no hair, just piiiink meat!"
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Those watching are some cool, calm & collective mofos.
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I was thinking that too.Originally Posted by Mars Bluff
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You can't spell ham sandwich without shaman.
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I'm sure he told them if he disappeared, they would see him again as a lizard, bird, small animal or a pile of crocodile shit.
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
You might take out a dozen before they drag you from your home and skull fuck you to death. Marsh Chicken 6/21/2013
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hmmm , kinda reminds me of a pic I saw of a gator with a deer in it's mouth. Makes me rethink the dancing with bears ceremony though.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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America isn't the only place with stupid people.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is,
as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
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Guess it kinda sucks to have a bad day at work as a shaman.
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