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    Quote Originally Posted by marsh chicken View Post
    I would shank you in the fucking heart before you could even offer to suck my dick. Now go away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Just stop man
    Aww, poor lil' boys. It's nice to watch you getting to see what it's like to be pestered by a pissant.

    Nothing personal, jasonw. Keep up the fine work.
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    Pestered? I was letting him know his allegory was dead.

    I don't ovulate weekly like you do so I don't allow myself to be pestered.

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    I'll be there in two weeks. Crazy
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    Although it is natural for you and seems to be out of your hands, try to suppress your natural inclination towards dumbassedness and do some research of your own.I wish you luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodieSC View Post
    Aww, poor lil' boys. It's nice to watch you getting to see what it's like to be pestered by a pissant.

    Nothing personal, jasonw. Keep up the fine work.
    No offense taken. I'm basically the Duncan MacLeod in a pissant version of highlander, where I crawl to the corners of the earth looking for other pissants to cut their heads off and steal their pissant powers.

    I'm the people's champion...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post

    I don't ovulate weekly like you do so...


    Quote Originally Posted by beanhunter View Post
    I'll be there in two weeks. Crazy

    Some things are better left unsaid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Pestered? I was letting him know his allegory was dead.

    I don't ovulate weekly like you do so I don't allow myself to be pestered.
    LOL... Yeah, as if a Circus Poodle could tell anyone anything other than how to dance and flip on command.

    As for your infatuation with ovulating, you really need to see a shrink. Your obsession(s) are beyond being healthy, or your wife caught you licking her waste products and you're attempting to deflect the ass-kicking you got.

    Quote Originally Posted by jasonw View Post
    No offense taken. I'm basically the Duncan MacLeod in a pissant version of highlander, where I crawl to the corners of the earth looking for other pissants to cut their heads off and steal their pissant powers.

    I'm the people's champion...
    Doing a fine job of it. Keep after these pissants. They're easy targets as they can't keep from flashing their asses fairly frequently.
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    Are people's emotions gonna return to normal after the eclipse or is this the new norm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uga_dawg View Post
    Are people's emotions gonna return to normal after the eclipse or is this the new norm?
    I sure hope they go back to normal, it seems like half of this site is composed of hormonal teenage girls as of lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodieSC View Post
    Aww, poor lil' boys. It's nice to watch you getting to see what it's like to be pestered by a pissant.

    Nothing personal, jasonw. Keep up the fine work.
    It's like revenge of the nerds with you two...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marsh chicken View Post
    It's like revenge of the nerds with you two...
    Damn, look who's talking? I pretty much try to mind my own business around here and you and your lil' butt buddy keep popping in and nagging at me like a couple of whining trannies. Just go lick some more bedpans and then drink a few gallons of Round-Up with the circus poodle to celebrate, but do it before he licks his pecker off or trips on his high heels. I'm sure it's tough trying to walk with two pair on little feet.
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    Your trash talking is sub-par.

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    My take-away from the last few days is that the local constabulary in some areas, indeed, across many places in the world, should carry shit that can penetrate vehicle door panels and glass with impunity.

    Of course, we are more or less forbidden to shoot into vehicles. Not that I wouldn't do work if presented with a terrorist in a white panel van.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonlight Hunter View Post
    Your trash talking is sub-par.
    I hate to waste my time to practice just for the few pissants here, but I'll do what I can to step it up.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Swamp Rat View Post
    My take-away from the last few days is that the local constabulary in some areas, indeed, across many places in the world, should carry shit that can penetrate vehicle door panels and glass with impunity.
    Unfortunately this is very true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonlight Hunter View Post
    Your trash talking is sub-par.
    This too is true. Maybe mix a yo momma joke or two in. Dated I know but it would still be an improvement.

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