Number Two

[walt4dun]

Subscribed. This one could grow legs

[Relentlous]

People

[DoubleSprig]

[GBelly]

And I would eat dog shit before hunting with some of y'all.

i swear. just when the stitches in my gut quit hurting.

[Duck cutter]

This gonna be good

[coonsqualler01]

Sporting Woodrows has spoken gospel up in here. I had to walk that one off.

[Gut_Pile]

Sportin would hunt with me. We could call them in with this call....while wearing Bottomland

[Sportin' Woodies]

Haha.

Sorry gene.

[ccleroy]

How many of his beers did you drink? Wait, all of them right?

[TheVisorGuy]

Oh boy

[Gut_Pile]

I think this is what psychiatrist refer to as "bad days"

[trkykilr]

How many of his beers did you drink? Wait, all of them right?

We talking beers or we talking alcoholic malt beverages?

[joshua2]

Y'all boys still at it I see. A lot of haymakers being thrown today.

[MKW]

Shit, we didn't kill a turkey on my flood hunt either, but I had a damn fine time and met some good folks. I gave the money for charity, not a dead turkey...the hunt was just a bonus. And...I hunted with the REAL #1. LOL

[ccleroy]

Shit, we didn't kill a turkey on my flood hunt either, but I had a damn fine time and met some good folks. I gave the money for charity, not a dead turkey...the hunt was just a bonus. And...I hunted with the REAL #1. LOL

[Burney Mac]

Really dude? We got on some birds and I tried my best.

And the property I'm referring to in my post, I did not have at the time.

I asked you to stay an extra day to go to another property the next morning. You declined and went home.

Don't come back.......

Bill, I was just fucking with you.

With some of the shit you've spewed out on a late night after a long day, I figured you would of had a little thicker skin than that. I reckon I should have put some smiley thingy face or something at the end of it.

Never said I wasn't thankful or that I didn't enjoy my time.

I put up the money for the flood victims, not to kill a turkey.

I declined to stay due to the fact that we were hunting on Sunday, the following day was Monday and I had other trips planned for the remainder of the year and my vacation time is precious.

Your hospitality was noted.

Never said your track in Berkeley wasn't good enough. Looked nice, saw sign, heard a couple of birds.... never got in the game, such is turkey hunting.

NO, I don't want my money back, never said anything about money. I hope my small contribution to those in need was able to truly help someone.

It's true, you did find success not long after we split up for the remainder of my hunt....... I was happy for you.


However, during turkey season, deer season, duck season, chipmunk season or whatever the fuck may be going on that leads to a long walk back to my truck, where my cooler, with my ice and my beer is waiting patiently for me to return. So that they may be discarded either alone or distributed to those you deem worthy of such and enjoyable refreshment. You do not, under any circumstances, short of death, take it upon yourself to drink the last few beers without the consent of that person.

[trkykilr]

Bill, I was just fucking with you.

With some of the shit you've spewed out on a late night after a long day, I figured you would of had a little thicker skin than that. I reckon I should have put some smiley thingy face or something at the end of it.

Never said I wasn't thankful or that I didn't enjoy my time.

I put up the money for the flood victims, not to kill a turkey.

I declined to stay due to the fact that we were hunting on Sunday, the following day was Monday and I had other trips planned for the remainder of the year and my vacation time is precious.

Your hospitality was noted.

Never said your track in Berkeley wasn't good enough. Looked nice, saw sign, heard a couple of birds.... never got in the game, such is turkey hunting.

NO, I don't want my money back, never said anything about money. I hope my small contribution to those in need was able to truly help someone.

It's true, you did find success not long after we split up for the remainder of my hunt....... I was happy for you.


However, during turkey season, deer season, duck season, chipmunk season or whatever the fuck may be going on that leads to a long walk back to my truck, where my cooler, with my ice and my beer is waiting patiently for me to return. So that they may be discarded either alone or distributed to those you deem worthy of such and enjoyable refreshment. You do not, under any circumstances, short of death, take it upon yourself to drink the last few beers without the consent of that person.

That crazy bastard drank the last of your beers?

[marsh chicken]

You drink the last of my beer and I'll knee cap your ass with a quickness and leave you for the coyotes to make a turd out of.

[b35w]

And I would eat dog shit before hunting with some of y'all.

I chuckled

[PharmHunter]

Now this turn of events actually has much more potential than the first story...