BILLFISH

[Hogg]

My dick cost a late night fee
Your dick got the HIV
My dick plays on the double feature screen
Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge
Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick - so hot, it's stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do,
Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size
Your dick look like two fries
My dick - more mass than the Earth
Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that
Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick - V.I.P.
Your shit needs I.D.

[scduckslaya67]

No, you are being nosey.

You have to appreciate that a large segment of the marlin fishing crowd are gold chain wearing rednecks who don't know any better.

[coot nasty]

I just wish I could afford to go and catch them.. I have to go to the restaurant to get it.

[Highstrung]

Those were Spanish, passed through them on the way to fish bottom. I bottom fish, I like it. I threw a few in the cooler, and tossed them on the grill for lunch that day.

[FishSticker]

A good friend of mine from Beaufort has an old 24' Scottycraft with twin Chrysler 454's. Fishes offshore all the time and catches the hell out of fish. He tells me the dolphin are definitely in decline.

All kinds of BS in this...twin big blocks in a 24 Scottie? No way that fits.... And Chrysler never made a 454, largest big block gasser they made was a 440. So if he told you all of that then I'd take his dolphin data with a grain of salt.

[Silentweapon338]

Hogg,

I feel like I have been mentally raped.

This is either some rap song or a Alister Crowley poem.

[jasonw]

Those were Spanish, passed through them on the way to fish bottom. I bottom fish, I like it. I threw a few in the cooler, and tossed them on the grill for lunch that day.

Why would you eat perfectly good bait?

[Hogg]

It's a rap song. Heard my kids playing and about pissed myself laughing.

[Highstrung]

Why would you eat perfectly good bait?

I've trolled, even released a few billfish over the years on friends boats.. I'm in the 22 foot range, my boat, no delusions of grandeur.. I live an hour and forty five from the coast. I know my limitations.

[jasonw]

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Wish I knew how to bottom fish. Can't stop catching these stupid Brown ones. So annoying.

[Highstrung]

Disgusting

[Glenn]

All kinds of BS in this...twin big blocks in a 24 Scottie? No way that fits.... And Chrysler never made a 454, largest big block gasser they made was a 440. So if he told you all of that then I'd take his dolphin data with a grain of salt.

He just My Cousin Vinny'd your ass.

[LC17]

All kinds of BS in this...twin big blocks in a 24 Scottie? No way that fits.... And Chrysler never made a 454, largest big block gasser they made was a 440. So if he told you all of that then I'd take his dolphin data with a grain of salt.

Been years since I've seen his boat. Maybe it's bigger than 24', but I've seen the twin big blocks in it. He repowered with GM's at one point. Those must have been the 454's. But he does know his stuff.

[JABIII]

He just My Cousin Vinny'd your ass.

Dead on balls accurate.

[buckpro]

A good friend of mine from Beaufort has an old 24' Scottycraft with twin Chrysler 454's. Fishes offshore all the time and catches the hell out of fish. He tells me the dolphin are definitely in decline.

Decline…highly doubt it, some years are bad some are good, just like ducks. Water pattern has definitely been odd this year. NC is wearing them out along with yellowfin.
At 7:30 the other evening we were high boat at riplys with 5 fish and we picked up and ran several times, decline no, off day/year is just what it is.

[LC17]

Someone mentioned Don Hammond in an earlier post. Here's an interesting article:

http://sportingclassicsdaily.com/is-...hin-mahi-mahi/

[jws]

I think the wind blew 100 mph while the dolphin were here in peak numbers

[FishSticker]

Dead on balls accurate.

It's an industry term...

[GBelly]

so is jasonw the old skinnej or whatever

[trash2]

Naw its the ol midgiemullet fella