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    A drunk mexican paid a red neck to leave a racing team?

    Epic man epic

    Said Redneck is going to race a rice burner.....


    Dale is rolling in the grave
    Yup, he's crazy...


    like a fox. The dude may be coming in a little too hard and crazy but 90% of everything he says is correct.

    Sort of like Toof. But way smarter.
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    Dale isn't in his grave. He's in heaven. Driving God around and bump drafting Jesus on Saturday nights

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    Now that is some funny shit what silent said! LOL
    Last edited by SCWoody; 03-09-2017 at 06:02 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silentweapon338 View Post
    A drunk mexican paid a red neck to leave a racing team?

    Epic man epic

    Said Redneck is going to race a rice burner.....


    Dale is rolling in the grave

    When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home. -Tecumseh-

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    You're also one of select few clemings with sense.

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    I didn't think Honda made a V8.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rglover View Post
    I didn't think Honda made a V8.
    They do, it runs on queefs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    They do, it runs on queefs.
    Mercy

    Last edited by reeltight; 03-09-2017 at 01:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    They do, it runs on queefs.
    Ho lee sheet.... I almost spit my drink across my desk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    I'd like to know more about this. Someone give cottontop a bump of coke.
    Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    Dale isn't in his grave. He's in heaven. Driving God around and bump drafting Jesus on Saturday nights

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    They do, it runs on queefs.
    Hahahahaha!!!!!

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