75th Annual SCDUCKERS ASSCAR NASCAR fantasy racin' league

[Turd Ferguson]

I lied- it aint the 75th but probably the 10th!

Hope all of you Duckers are doing well and stacked the quacks like I did in my private blind inside Brookgreen Gardens.

It is indeed that time again for anyone and EVERYONE that wants to join to come on and get ya redneck on! It aint complicated - just pick 8 redneck racers to finish best in a NASCAR race- MAJOR prizes awarded! - including a pair of my underwear from 1983 that I wore all week working bar back at Mother Fletchers --- WHITEKRACKER was our big winner last year in our tightest points race ever- I think he won by about 15-20 points- over the next 2 finishers.


IF you have a yahoo account already-
http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/

http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

You may have to create a yahoo account and search for fantasy auto racing group# 2343 password is 1234-- join this group and pick those drivers- feel free to ramble and rant on the message board- no one reads it!

https://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/group/2343 link if you have yahoo account and signed it- hope it works-- also plan on joining the football pick'em later in the year.

Please be sure and bump this thread so others see it- comment if you are in and also comment why you aint- you aint gonna hurt my scrotum! Look forward to seeing some of you back in the pits! earnhardtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt- woooooooo gimme hot beeeeeerrr


Join Group ID#
Group ID#: 2343
Password: 1234


Drop Scores Drop 1 Week
after you join please bump this thread with your user name - lets roll rednecks!

[whiteboat]

Whitekracker

come on 'oof, we need a whipping boy.

[Sportin' Woodies]

I will be picking Dale Earnhardt Jr for every race. It's by far the safest bet

[2thDoc]

one might recall i was one of the top performers nationwide in the latter half of a previous season.

ok, I might be the only one to recall but it was glorious and the highlight of my life, to date.

I'm in.

[Turd Ferguson]

I think you were consulting with a real redneck on your driver choices during that time! Who was it? OR were you channeling DE Sr?

one might recall i was one of the top performers nationwide in the latter half of a previous season.

ok, I might be the only one to recall but it was glorious and the highlight of my life, to date.

I'm in.

[whiteboat]

I'll admit, that was impressive. Kinda like you bumped your head and became a real redneck. Then you vanished - welcome back.

[Sportin' Woodies]

Congrats tooth. Knowing NASCAR makes your chest hair grow at 2x the rate.

[Turd Ferguson]

Gettin' heated! Bristol could change everything! About to create the Turd Ferguson 2018 SCDUCKERS Football Pick'em invite your friends!

[Duckslayer002]

In. I'm Kokahne

[Turd Ferguson]

Lets go racin' boys- need at least 10 more! Lets see some more join- hey- anyone can do it- you can actually pick and run the same drivers for 9 races straight if you do not care to make weekly picks- it aint rocket surgery

[Turd Ferguson]

signed up so far- come- we need more- rookies welcome- let's go racin' boys (slap DW in da mout) instruction on this thread on how to join- it cost you nothing and you could win a pair of my used underwear!

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Turd Ferguson
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Purolator Mercury Racing
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WhiteKracker
0 0 0 0 0 0
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Toof
0 0 0 0 0 0
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Mullet Earnhardt
0 0 0 0 0 0
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Kokahne
0 0 0 0 0 0
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Featherduster
0 0 0 0 0 0
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Gamecockracin
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RUBBIN'S RACIN'
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[Turd Ferguson]

Final week to get registered before Daytona 500- sign up now! Everyone welcome- we need more players! Instructions to join in original post- bump this thread with your player name so others can see and join- Feel free to talk some smack on the message board-- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Maggie Glover]

Final week to get registered before Daytona 500- sign up now! Everyone welcome- we need more players! Instructions to join in original post- bump this thread with your player name so others can see and join- Feel free to talk some smack on the message board-- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Turd, I'll say it again this year, we need a thread that runs the season that post the podium for the week and top three in points. That way we could get nasty like all of those other threads. Maybe in the sports forum. I came pretty close to pulling it off in the Chase but the fantasy does not recognize the Chase, or playoffs before. Maybe they will this year.

So I nominate you to post those results and be a general shit stirrer. MG

[Turd Ferguson]

I will try and do that- Hell people can still join later in the year and win a segment or two trophy-

[Maggie Glover]

Trickle minus the Dick is in. MG

[Maggie Glover]

You can't win them all unless you win the first. MG

[Turd Ferguson]

Maggie Trickle smoked some serious ass today- great picks!
1
Maggie Trickle
348 348 0 2 2 2

2
Kokahne
329 329 0 2 2 0

3
WhiteKracker
322 322 (+4) 2 1 0

4
Featherduster
320 320 (-1) 2 2 0

5
'7'
316 316 (+7) 1 1 0

6
Gamecockracin
303 303 (-1) 2 1 0

7
Chrome Horn
276 276 (-1) 2 0 0

8
Mullet Earnhardt
276 276 (-4) 2 1 0

9
millerlite
265 265 (-1) 2 0 0

10
Beropalo
263 263 (+3) 1 0 0

11
Purolator Mercury Racing
240 240 (-2) 1 0 0

12
Turd Ferguson
234 234 (-1) 1 0 0


13
Toof
208 208 (-3) 0 0 0

14
RUBBIN'S RACIN'
0 0 0 0 0 0

[Maggie Glover]

Dillon screwed me with his caution, I had 1-2-3 for 100+ laps (Harvick, Elliott, Larson.). Oh well, I'll take it. Hopefully you boys hurry up and get off the Jr bandwagon before he quits again. MG

[Turd Ferguson]

Beropalo takes the win this week with 338- glad to see RubbinsRacin' picked some drivers! Maybe we can see some action with the 18 and 22 the next few weeks- Kyle Busch tried to take on the whole damned #22 trailer park and walked away bloody- probably hit himself with a haymaker!

1 WhiteKracker 218 322 334 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 656 874

2 Maggie Trickle 286 348 283 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 634 917

3 Featherduster 254 320 312 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 632 886

4 Mullet Earnhardt 252 276 328 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 604 856

5 Beropalo 180 263 338 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 601 781

6 Gamecockracin 238 303 294 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 597 835

7 Kokahne 264 329 196 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 593 789

8 '7' 196 316 270 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 586 782

9 millerlite 220 265 282 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 547 767

10 Purolator Mercury Racing 210 240 290 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 530 740

11 Chrome Horn 214 276 228 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 504 718

12 Turd Ferguson 212 234 254 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 488 700

13 Toof 208 187 171 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 395 566

14 RUBBIN'S RACIN' 0 0 262 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 262 262

[Maggie Glover]

Life was good until Kurt Busch lost five laps. For the second week in a row, I had three of the top five cars for the majority of the race. Oh well, let's hope that Kyle doesn't retaliate and screw up my picks for Phoenix. MG #KyleBuschThugLife