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    Default 75th Annual SCDUCKERS ASSCAR NASCAR fantasy racin' league

    I lied- it aint the 75th but probably the 10th!

    Hope all of you Duckers are doing well and stacked the quacks like I did in my private blind inside Brookgreen Gardens.

    It is indeed that time again for anyone and EVERYONE that wants to join to come on and get ya redneck on! It aint complicated - just pick 8 redneck racers to finish best in a NASCAR race- MAJOR prizes awarded! - including a pair of my underwear from 1983 that I wore all week working bar back at Mother Fletchers --- WHITEKRACKER was our big winner last year in our tightest points race ever- I think he won by about 15-20 points- over the next 2 finishers.


    IF you have a yahoo account already-
    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/

    http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

    You may have to create a yahoo account and search for fantasy auto racing group# 2343 password is 1234-- join this group and pick those drivers- feel free to ramble and rant on the message board- no one reads it!

    https://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/group/2343 link if you have yahoo account and signed it- hope it works-- also plan on joining the football pick'em later in the year.

    Please be sure and bump this thread so others see it- comment if you are in and also comment why you aint- you aint gonna hurt my scrotum! Look forward to seeing some of you back in the pits! earnhardtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt- woooooooo gimme hot beeeeeerrr


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    after you join please bump this thread with your user name - lets roll rednecks!
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    Whitekracker

    come on 'oof, we need a whipping boy.
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    I will be picking Dale Earnhardt Jr for every race. It's by far the safest bet

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    one might recall i was one of the top performers nationwide in the latter half of a previous season.

    ok, I might be the only one to recall but it was glorious and the highlight of my life, to date.

    I'm in.
    Ugh. Stupid people piss me off.

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    I'll admit, that was impressive. Kinda like you bumped your head and became a real redneck. Then you vanished - welcome back.
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    Congrats tooth. Knowing NASCAR makes your chest hair grow at 2x the rate.

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    I think you were consulting with a real redneck on your driver choices during that time! Who was it? OR were you channeling DE Sr?
    Quote Originally Posted by 2thDoc View Post
    one might recall i was one of the top performers nationwide in the latter half of a previous season.

    ok, I might be the only one to recall but it was glorious and the highlight of my life, to date.

    I'm in.
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    In. I'm Kokahne

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    Lets go racin' boys- need at least 10 more! Lets see some more join- hey- anyone can do it- you can actually pick and run the same drivers for 9 races straight if you do not care to make weekly picks- it aint rocket surgery
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    signed up so far- come- we need more- rookies welcome- let's go racin' boys (slap DW in da mout) instruction on this thread on how to join- it cost you nothing and you could win a pair of my used underwear!

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    Turd Ferguson
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Purolator Mercury Racing
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    WhiteKracker
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Toof
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Mullet Earnhardt
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Kokahne
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Featherduster
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Gamecockracin
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    RUBBIN'S RACIN'
    0 0 0 0 0 0
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    Final week to get registered before Daytona 500- sign up now! Everyone welcome- we need more players! Instructions to join in original post- bump this thread with your player name so others can see and join- Feel free to talk some smack on the message board-- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd Ferguson View Post
    Final week to get registered before Daytona 500- sign up now! Everyone welcome- we need more players! Instructions to join in original post- bump this thread with your player name so others can see and join- Feel free to talk some smack on the message board-- woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Turd, I'll say it again this year, we need a thread that runs the season that post the podium for the week and top three in points. That way we could get nasty like all of those other threads. Maybe in the sports forum. I came pretty close to pulling it off in the Chase but the fantasy does not recognize the Chase, or playoffs before. Maybe they will this year.

    So I nominate you to post those results and be a general shit stirrer. MG
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    I will try and do that- Hell people can still join later in the year and win a segment or two trophy-
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    2 days left to sign up- do it now~~ 75th Annual SCDUCKERS ASSCAR NASCAR fantasy racin' league

    I lied- it aint the 75th but probably the 10th!

    Hope all of you Duckers are doing well and stacked the quacks like I did in my private blind inside Brookgreen Gardens.

    It is indeed that time again for anyone and EVERYONE that wants to join to come on and get ya redneck on! It aint complicated - just pick 8 redneck racers to finish best in a NASCAR race- MAJOR prizes awarded! - including a pair of my underwear from 1983 that I wore all week working bar back at Mother Fletchers --- WHITEKRACKER was our big winner last year in our tightest points race ever- I think he won by about 15-20 points- over the next 2 finishers.


    IF you have a yahoo account already-
    http://sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/

    http://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/

    You may have to create a yahoo account and search for fantasy auto racing group# 2343 password is 1234-- join this group and pick those drivers- feel free to ramble and rant on the message board- no one reads it!

    https://racing.fantasysports.yahoo.com/auto/group/2343 link if you have yahoo account and signed it- hope it works-- also plan on joining the football pick'em later in the year.

    Please be sure and bump this thread so others see it- comment if you are in and also comment why you aint- you aint gonna hurt my scrotum! Look forward to seeing some of you back in the pits! earnhardtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt- woooooooo gimme hot beeeeeerrr


    Join Group ID#
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    Redneck racin starts today- is u in or is u aint>
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    Trickle minus the Dick is in. MG
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    You can't win them all unless you win the first. MG
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    Standings after week 1- you can still join and win- lowest score will be dropped each segment-
    1 Maggie Trickle 286 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 286 286

    2 Kokahne 264 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 264 264

    3 Featherduster 254 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 254 254

    4 Mullet Earnhardt 252 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 252 252

    5 Gamecockracin 238 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 238 238

    6 millerlite 220 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 220 220

    7 WhiteKracker 218 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 218 218

    8 Chrome Horn 214 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 214 214


    9 Turd Ferguson 212 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 212 212


    10 Purolator Mercury Racing 210 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 210 210

    11 Toof 208 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 208 208

    12 '7' 196 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 196 196

    13 Beropalo 180 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 180 180

    14 RUBBIN'S RACIN' 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

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    Maggie Trickle smoked some serious ass today- great picks!
    1
    Maggie Trickle
    348 348 0 2 2 2

    2
    Kokahne
    329 329 0 2 2 0

    3
    WhiteKracker
    322 322 (+4) 2 1 0

    4
    Featherduster
    320 320 (-1) 2 2 0

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    '7'
    316 316 (+7) 1 1 0

    6
    Gamecockracin
    303 303 (-1) 2 1 0

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    Chrome Horn
    276 276 (-1) 2 0 0

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    Mullet Earnhardt
    276 276 (-4) 2 1 0

    9
    millerlite
    265 265 (-1) 2 0 0

    10
    Beropalo
    263 263 (+3) 1 0 0

    11
    Purolator Mercury Racing
    240 240 (-2) 1 0 0

    12
    Turd Ferguson
    234 234 (-1) 1 0 0


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    Toof
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    RUBBIN'S RACIN'
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    Dillon screwed me with his caution, I had 1-2-3 for 100+ laps (Harvick, Elliott, Larson.). Oh well, I'll take it. Hopefully you boys hurry up and get off the Jr bandwagon before he quits again. MG
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