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    Got a mallard limit Saturday, and dropped his first dirty word in front of his old man.

    My hound did everything well, except find two cripples. It was a stellar day, with the exception of missing three black ducks, which precipitated the wordy dird. Otherwise, there were lots of high fives. I let him take as many shots as he could.

    We finished it with a couple 2lb ribeyes and a pile of bacon grease fried taters and cheese.

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    A certain gentleman out of GA will recognize the call around his neck. It was used to chuckle more than one greenhead to his death.
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    Now that is cool. Fine parenting
    Them that don't know him won't like him, and them that do sometimes won't know how to take him

    He ain't wrong, he's just different, and his pride won't let him do things to make you think he's right

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    Which dirty word? Depending on the word I can see his old man cut his eyes over to junior and shake his head.
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck the Duck Slayer View Post
    Which dirty word? Depending on the word I can see his old man cut his eyes over to junior and shake his head.
    He's Stroud's child. You shouldn't have to ask.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEETDOWN View Post
    He's Stroud's child. You shouldn't have to ask.....
    I could see it being f or mfer. Justin's reaction wouldn't change that much as long as junior used it correctly.
    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?
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    That's fantastic.
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    I dont know how it was done. For all I know that weird bastard that determined it's gender licked it.
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    Awesome J.
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    Right on !!!
    I used to drink like a fish and run like a dog
    Done a whole lotta shit not permitted by law
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    Well done
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    Very nice!!
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    way to go!
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    THE dirty word, but justifiable.

    Very impressive all around.
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    Well done.
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    Killa.
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    Liked the story, liked the pic.
    Good job Dad.
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    right on!
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    Indeed, yet I have killed no Jack Miners today, this month, or this season as our boy DHall has. I am more jealous of his awesome pig of a bird than everyone else combined.

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    Aaaahhh FUDGE!
    \"I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.\" <br />D.H. LAWRENCE
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calibogue View Post
    Aaaahhh FUDGE!

    Haha, my exact thoughts.

    Outstanding morning Justin! Maybe next go round you will get a dog with less hair in his eyes which may help marking those downed birds...
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    :golfclap:

    I'm proud of him on all counts.
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    Good killin'!
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