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    Coastal SC. Charelston Tree Company. Licenced and bonded. PM me if any of you or your folks need help with the mess to come. God bless you all, and may He blow this thing way on out to sea before it gets here...

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    I am starting a venomous snake relocation service.
    I'm not licensed but am gold bonded to reduce chaffing when returning natures glue back to its home. My business is called SAMITOK. Snakes Are More Important Than Our Kids. Guess what this hurricane is gonna do? Spawn rats. (Wharf rats). Wharf rats carry the plague, which is almost as bad as AIDS. The only way to control rats, and by default bubonic plague and AIDS, is to save our coppermouths and rattle snakes. Hire me immediately. Don't kill a single fucking snake even if they're dangerously close to your family. The rungs of natures ladder are basically all snakes.

    Thankyou.

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    Wife said this evening, bigjoe don't be alarmed but you got a baby northern next to your flipflop. This was late as we went to the tennis match against Clinton. The snake had a boat ride that most would pay BIG money for Just sayin. The snake will be back for another ride.
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    Damn straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRDUCK View Post
    Wife said this evening, bigjoe don't be alarmed but you got a baby northern next to your flipflop. This was late as we went to the tennis match against Clinton. The snake had a boat ride that most would pay BIG money for Just sayin. The snake will be back for another ride.
    your wife calls you bigjoe?
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    I usually hear that cajun football coach off of "Waterboy" talking when I read the good doc's posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JABIII View Post
    Coastal SC. Charelston Tree Company. Licenced and bonded. PM me if any of you or your folks need help with the mess to come. God bless you all, and may He blow this thing way on out to sea before it gets here...
    Carter is a jam up guy and works his ass off. Horrible duck hunter, mostly because my phone never rings when he goes to Canada.
    "Sweet, hard to beat cold beer and deer drowing."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonlight Hunter View Post
    I usually hear that cajun football coach off of "Waterboy" talking when I read the good doc's posts.
    Yeah. Doc reminds me a cajun with tourettes that just yells out random words like : cunt fuck shit bigjoe the hole ford bwhahahahhaha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sportin' Woodies View Post
    I am starting a venomous snake relocation service.
    I'm not licensed but am gold bonded to reduce chaffing when returning natures glue back to its home. My business is called SAMITOK. Snakes Are More Important Than Our Kids. Guess what this hurricane is gonna do? Spawn rats. (Wharf rats). Wharf rats carry the plague, which is almost as bad as AIDS. The only way to control rats, and by default bubonic plague and AIDS, is to save our coppermouths and rattle snakes. Hire me immediately. Don't kill a single fucking snake even if they're dangerously close to your family. The rungs of natures ladder are basically all snakes.

    Thankyou.
    Underrated lines in here. Gold bonded and rungs of nature are pure gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moonlight Hunter View Post
    I usually hear that cajun football coach off of "Waterboy" talking when I read the good doc's posts.
    Please don't compare Doc to Jerry Reed.

    He's not even half that cool.
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