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  1. #21
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    I'm about to Get-R-Done with my little fishing buddy on the FLW pro-fishing tour this weekend on Lake Murray.

    They even gave me this free sponsor life jacket. One more beer and I'm going to bust the zipper out of this thing.
    The more you sweat the less you bleed. Pain is weakness leaving your body.

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    I didn't know you kept you pocket knife in your front pocket?
    The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
    Theodore Roosevelt

    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
    ― Theodore Roosevelt

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    Nonswimmer meets Nondrinker!!!

    Momma always said swimm with a buddy!

    Amendment II A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Highstrung View Post
    I like fishing topwater. Will one of you jot down some of this redneck ghetto slang and the definitions for those of us who weren't born with a plastic spoon in our mouths?

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    Karl: I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy.
    [walks off]
    Vaughan Cunningham: I will. Karl?

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    Like the eunuch said to Mussolini \"I haven\'t got one and if I did I wouldn\'t show it to you.\"

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    You have got to stop that boy from drinking and going to the race track. Those whores are getting uglier every time!
    The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
    Theodore Roosevelt

    “To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”
    ― Theodore Roosevelt

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    Fat guy in a little life preserver?
    Your riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

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    Fat guy in a little life preserver?
    Your riding a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

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    Then........



    More fuel = more boost!!

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    Think he is tired or looking for fire ants
    Gettin old is for pussies! AND MY NEW TRUE people say like Capt. Tom >>>>>>>>>/
    "Wow, often imitated but never duplicated. No one can do it like the master. My hat is off to you DRDUCK!"

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    "Oh that's where I left my lunch."

    Ol' Ron Jeremy really needs to find nicer folks to drink with, needs to stop drinking too much, or take all the f*cking cameras from you bastards before he starts drinking. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by KRT:
    Then........



    "How do you flush this thing?"
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