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    The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.

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    Seems like a good way to end up in surgery because a tiny shard of metal cut your intestines.
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    Monsters... Be damned if I'd ever be taken alive by the likes of faggot musslims.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willk View Post
    Seems like a good way to end up in surgery because a tiny shard of metal cut your intestines.
    There wont be surgery during a zombie apocalypse. You would just die.
    “Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it.”

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    Pocketknife works better
    Houndsmen are born, not made

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    I STAND WITH DUCK CUTTER!
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    I seen a girl one time pick up a dollar bill off the top of a bottle without using her hands!

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