Protein Farts

[MorningWoody]

Ok I need some help, my office is full of women and I am on a new nutrition plan from the nutritionist at the gym I work out at. I am eating eggs daily and have upped my protein supplement. My farts are damn near toxic, and are constant throughout the day. Anyone know anything that could help? I would hate to kill all these girls in the office with my poisonous gas.

[ReelHard]

You serious Clark?

[dhall1693]

Walk your lazy ass to the bathroom and be polite.

[scatter shot]

So, what's the problem? If they're married they're probably already used to it. If they're not married they need to get used to it.

You should practice your crop dusting skills.

[BigBallin]

introduce em to them slowly and unannounced...After a while make a remark about mold in the a/c or something. You will have the place bad off before long and it will just stay that way, they will become accustomed to ti.

[MorningWoody]

Oh I crop dust the hell out of everybody, I just have never had anything this bad.

[MorningWoody]

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[DJP]

You can borrow our office dog. His name is Rip and his fart are terrible...therefore we all blame our farts on him.

[MolliesMaster]

Are you taking a lot of whey protein?

[scduckcmdr]

Sneak around and crop dust them. The trick is to not be seen and walk by a few seconds later and blame it on them. Make a big scene and laugh as everybody piles on your unsuspecting victim.

[MorningWoody]

Are you taking a lot of whey protein?

Im taking one shake in the morning and a double post workout. On rest days just 2 singles. I think the eggs aren't helping either.

[MolliesMaster]

Im taking one shake in the morning and a double post workout. On rest days just 2 singles. I think the eggs aren't helping either.

Maybe a little bit of lactose intolerance? Eggs probably don't help much at all but it shouldn't be that bad. Try some pro-biotics.

[rocketman]

don't panic, it's organic....

[JBK]

I'm the same way with eggs. Removing the yoke helps me a lot. Also chicken and tuna seem to like my tummy better. I stay clear of dairy as much as possible.

[MorningWoody]

I'm the same way with eggs. Removing the yoke helps me a lot. Also chicken and tuna seem to like my tummy better. I stay clear of dairy as much as possible.

Im going to try just the whites and see if that helps. I had my gall bladder removed in college and I seem to be sensitive to dairy more than I used to. But you could literally bottle these farts and sell them to ISIS for biological warfare.

[MolliesMaster]

Im going to try just the whites and see if that helps. I had my gall bladder removed in college and I seem to be sensitive to dairy more than I used to. But you could literally bottle these farts and sell them to ISIS for biological warfare.

It's the whey protein.

[MorningWoody]

It's the whey protein.

Would soy protein help? Or Casein protein instead of whey?

[JBK]

Try hemp protein.

[youngjedi]

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[MolliesMaster]

Would soy protein help? Or Casein protein instead of whey?

1 in 5 males convert soy into a substance that mimics estrogen in the body... That's your call. Casein may help, I would try a few samples. Casein will be slower digesting than whey so some people avoid it for post workout shake.

Again, this is all the bro science that I have learned over the years. I am not an actual doctor or chemist or any other title. Just giving you bits of stuff I have learned along the way.