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  1. 03-27-2014, 08:13 AM #21
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    It is good to be above ground.
    God has blessed all of us in some way.
    Those of us with grown kids really miss when they were 2 and slept in our bed.
    Dogs don't bitch or spend money and love you no matter what.
    Good women are jewels and I have one now.
    The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
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    Facebook has become an epidemic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRDUCK View Post
    Yall just to young to remember when the cans were white for MillerLite and it rymes.
    Unfortunately no....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCWoody View Post
    It is good to be above ground.
    God has blessed all of us in some way.
    Those of us with grown kids really miss when they were 2 and slept in our bed.
    Dogs don't bitch or spend money and love you no matter what.
    Good women are jewels and I have one now.

    Haha. Fortunately we don't have any kids. Nephew stayed the night last night, and I decided to let him sleep with us. Them damn two year old heels are like daggers in the ribs when you're trying to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billbuster84 View Post
    Haha. Fortunately we don't have any kids. Nephew stayed the night last night, and I decided to let him sleep with us. Them damn two year old heels are like daggers in the ribs when you're trying to sleep.
    LOL

    When my middle one was little, she will be 20 next month, I would always wake up with her head on her mom and her legs over my chest. everytime. LOL
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    95% of the women in SC look good, the other 5% work with me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by billbuster84 View Post
    Bananas and OJ for breakfast is the equivalent to an atom bomb
    Add two pieces of sausage in there and your coworkers will hate you. Just ask mine....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SCcdp View Post
    Add two pieces of sausage in there and your coworkers will hate you. Just ask mine....

    I thought about frying up a piece of livermush to go along with mine this morning, but had to shoot that down. Don't think I would've made it through the day after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mudflat View Post
    95% of the women in SC look good, the other 5% work with me!
    mudflat's eyes are fogging over.

    Anna Kooiman is hot as hell but...
    ... but she often comes across as a bit too 'butch'. Kinda makes one wonder.

    Women are bi-polar. ALL OF EM.
    ... and some are also flat-out crazy!
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    No matter how cold it is it don't freeze the ban button.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Anna Kooiman is hot as hell but she ain't a little gal.
    i miss seeing her and morgan fogarty on fox news rising...them two could sure brighten your day



    1. no hot water at the gym sucks. at least i faced the worst part of my day early.
    2. saturday's weather is ruining alot of plans
    3. will i ever get tired of flushing half way through and trying to beat the flush cycle?
    4. jeff gordon is gay.
    5. why do i sharpen my pencil with a knife when there's an electric pencil sharpener?
    6. bradfords are starting to smell like semen and foul fish
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    I can agree to the first observation...
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    Elizabeth Cook on Outlaw is hot too.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WoodieSC View Post
    ... but she often comes across as a bit too 'butch'. Kinda makes one wonder.
    No, no it doesn't.
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.


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    When the sun is out...people are in better moods
    Boaters are always happy and wave
    All women are crazy, some just hide it better
    This cold weather ..sucks
    Don't care is fish are not biting...I am going anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saltydog235 View Post
    Elizabeth Cook on Outlaw is hot too.
    Word.
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    X100 on the Freeman. If I keep breathing I will have a 33...... One day.
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    15% of women are crazy...

















    85% of women are really fucking crazy
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    This is what I observe every Thursday morning when I wake up:

    Despite having worked like rented out slave so far this week, I still have 5 days worth of work to do before Friday and only one day left to raise enough cash to meet payroll.
    The only good thing about my imperfections is the joy they bring my friends.

    Beware the man with one gun...he probably has other faults also.
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