Paging Dr. Kickass

[JABIII]

This morning while riding fence, 4 large hogs walked out in front of us. Snoop bailed and I quickly took an awkward shot to try to put one down so he would stop. Damn old sow rolled as pretty as you please and Snoop went right to her. She regained her feets and hoofed it into a thicket with the fence being on the other side. I got around there and they were fighting like hell. Old bitch bit the hell out of his snout and started shaking it. Snoop hollered like he was being bitten in the face by a big assed sow, which, of course, he was. He shook it off and let out a bellow and trucked her ass again, just as I got the gun up. I reduced her to possession a second or two later.

Now Snoop is feeling poorly. No major cuts that I can see but he does have a pocket of blood or some such shit a few centimetres under his eye about where his snout fits on his head. Should I attempt to drain it or just let him be. Any pain reliever? Pork Chop reward? Help a brother out here.

[CAMO SNOB]

Give the old boy a drink a wild turkey, maybe some shine if you got that handy. I am no doctor, but this will help him out for sure

[turbo]

Give that mofo a ribeye... he deserves it.

I'll pay you back if you show up to the workday.

[Glenn]

Don't go pokin' holes in it just yet.

Lemme know what you have down there in the way of an anti inflammatory/pain med and I'll get you a dose.

(Disclaimer: This dog is a patient of mine, current and therefore any medical advice I give falls well within the practice act so Buh low me.)

[beanhunter]

Give that mofo a ribeye... he deserves it.

I'll pay you back if you show up to the workday.

X2

Did you at least get a victory picture?

[JABIII]

I have tramadol, aspirin, Ibuprofen 500, & Alleve. We are headed to Charleston for the rest of the week so I can pick up whatever you feel will work best.

[Glenn]

Give him 100 mg tramadol twice a day. See if you can dig up some novox or rimadyl. 100 mg twice a day.

Ice pack his muzzle (50/50 water and iso alcohol in a zip lock and toss it in the freezer. It'll get cold like ice but won't "freeze" so you can moosh it around his nose). 15 min. Wrap a wash cloth or dish towel around the bag so you don't frost bite his skin.

[JABIII]

10-4. Thank you, Sir.

[turbo]

And buy that fool a ribeye for God's sake.

[JABIII]

OK OK. Dang. Ribeye. Check.

[bigtimeduckhunter]

Don't worry about the steak Turbo mentioned, that fella deserves some quality time with a pretty little lady.

Pin him up with one of the neighbors dogs for the weekend, while you are gone.

He earned it!

[turbo]

OK OK. Dang. Ribeye. Check.

:like:

[Simple Man]

Just let him wear out one of them rogue deer dogs.

That'll be $40.

SEE - Glenn caint compete with that.

[Chessbay]

Please let us know how the ice pack, wash cloth and dish rag work out.

lol

That advice would need to come with a side of serous narcotics for my dog, if it needed to last 15 minutes.

[HARV]

Give him a pound or two of bacon so's he can get some back.

[JABIII]

I am thinking I better pack to staple gun, too. Just in case Snoop is disinclined to withstand Operation Siberian Snout and bites my ass.

[Glenn]

Yes Please. Let's give him pancreatitis along with a broke nose. You people. I swear.

[JABIII]

Let's give him pancreatitis along with a broke nose.

So you are saying no to the deer dog pussy?

[nitro5x6's]

This is the most awesome thing I have read here all week!!!!

Just let him wear out one of them rogue deer dogs.

That'll be $40.

SEE - Glenn caint compete with that.

[Simple Man]

So you are saying no to the deer dog pussy?

I was trying to find a correlation in there somewheres and so far came up empty.

But you'll get that with a $40 vet.