laughed out loud on that one.Originally Posted by Rubberhead*
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laughed out loud on that one.
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True Story
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You better hope that you don't have to pass a grammar test in order to qualify to climb the mountain.
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I mean if somebody has already done it why try to be second?
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You wanna slap on the back and fame? Swim up Niagara Falls!
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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who would want to swim TO Canada?
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same folk that wanna die on a mountain I reckon.
We gave you Corn,you gave us clap,bad trade.
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I got dangerously altitude sick when climbing a mountain less than 14,000 ft, I can't imagine how your body would feel twice that elevation.
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Into thin Air .... Was an amazing book about Everest written by same guy that wrote Into the Wild.
"Blessed is the man... who makes one word grow where two grew before" - Havilah Babcock
You might as well learn that a man who catches fish or shoots game has got to make it fit to eat before he sleeps. Otherwise it’s all a waste and a sin to take it if you can’t use it.” - Robert Ruark
"Either write things worth reading, Or do things worth the writing " -Benjamin Franklin
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If there was a pond full of ducks up there, we'd all be dead.
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An american went up there naked a few years ago-Just the last steps me thinks.
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A friend of my dad's, Shorty Kelly, was only 5' tall. He married one of the Voiselle gals from 96. All the Voiselles are tall and she was a bit over 6'. She used to say the same thing about her husband Shorty, nose-to-nose and his toes was in it, toes-to-toes and his nose was in it.
She had another good story she used to tell about the size of Shorty's pecker too.
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I respect people who find climbing to get to the top one of their things, but the last time I went hiking was up Camelback Mountain in Arizona. I made the statement, that I won't be climbing any mountains unless I have a gun with me and there is a critter to shoot at the top.
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FIFYDoes broke back mountain count?
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A friend of my dad's, Shorty Kelly, was only 5' tall. He married one of the Voiselle gals from 96. All the Voiselles are tall and she was a bit over 6'. She used to say the same thing about her husband Shorty, nose-to-nose and his toes was in it, toes-to-toes and his nose was in it.
She had another good story she used to tell about the size of Shorty's pecker too.
And his son tells lies bigger than the whole family out together!!
He used to weigh about 450 and said he was a wrestler, lover boy Larry is what he said his stage name was.
Russell Hughes went to the wrestling at the civic center to see if it was true.
I said Russell was he wrestling, he said the only thing he was wrestling was that tub if buttered popcorn
I am a nobody, that met somebody, that can save anybody.
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Tell me about it. That fat boy was a terror when he was a kid too. Always in trouble and always running his mouth. It's a wonder someone didn't kill his fat butt.
The Elites don't fear the tall nails, government possesses both the will and the means to crush those folks. What the Elites do fear (or should fear) are the quiet men and women, with low profiles, hard hearts, long memories, and detailed target folders for action as they choose.
"I here repeat, & would willingly proclaim, my unmitigated hatred to Yankee rule—to all political, social and business connections with Yankees, & to the perfidious, malignant, & vile Yankee race."
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That shit right there is hilarious!
If you give 10 people a bag of gold, someone will complain about how heavy it is!
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